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Zombie Turtles: Worldwide Takeover?

Flocks of Zombie Turtles are on a worldwide rampage this morning, seemingly sparked on by a a brief televised message involving a well known Zombie leader.

Warning: do not show this message to any turtles.

Horrific images are flooding in from around the globe of ravenous turtles eating anything that crosses their path.

We’ll update you as the story develops.