Turtles Eating Things

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Nom nom noms

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July 13th, 2010 Posted 10:09 am

People have been adding some great pictures of turtles eating things to the Turtles Eating Things facebook page! Thanks guys, they’re awesome.

Here are a few recent ones…

The 'post strawberry' face

The guilty, red 'post strawberry' face (added by Jim Thaxton)

Gerry Chylack's Egyptian Tortoise "Munchies" doing what he does best..

Gerry Chylack's Egyptian Tortoise "Munchies" doing what he does best..

Turtle eating banana, nom nom nommmmm  (added by Felicity Harrison).

Turtle eating banana, nom nom nommmmm (added by Felicity Harrison).

Turtle rave

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July 7th, 2010 Posted 11:16 am

This little guy is rocking out with his shell out.


*I have been assured that the toothbrush is not hurting him, it’s just like getting back scratches.

Feeding & Nutrition

Zombie Turtles: Worldwide Takeover?

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June 24th, 2009 Posted 2:00 pm

Flocks of Zombie Turtles are on a worldwide rampage this morning, seemingly sparked on by a a brief televised message involving a well known Zombie leader.


Warning: do not show this message to any turtles.

Horrific images are flooding in from around the globe of ravenous turtles eating anything that crosses their path.

We’ll update you as the story develops.

Zombie Turtles eat King Neptune

Zombie Turtles eat King Neptune

Bandini’s turtle

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June 23rd, 2009 Posted 12:15 am

Bandinis turtle

This turtle lives in a zoo. That’s kind of like a nursing home for non-pets. They get everything a nursing home turtle could ever want. They get vegetables. They get cable TV. They get a shower twice a day. And one phone call a week. They even get to talk for hours about how when they were little they walked uphill to and from school, because back in the yester-year everything was uphill. Downhill wasn’t invented yet.

Bad News..

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June 17th, 2009 Posted 1:01 am


I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but a covenent of turtle wizards are plotting to kill you. I’m not sure what you did, or who you offended. It has something to do with mini tomatoes. God speed.