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Bandini’s turtle

This turtle lives in a zoo. That’s kind of like a nursing home for non-pets. They get everything a nursing home turtle could ever want. They get vegetables. They get cable TV. They get a shower twice a day. And one phone call a week. They even get to talk for hours about how when they were little they walked uphill to and from school, because back in the yester-year everything was uphill. Downhill wasn’t invented yet.