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Zombie Turtles: Worldwide Takeover?

Flocks of Zombie Turtles are on a worldwide rampage this morning, seemingly sparked on by a a brief televised message involving a well known Zombie leader.

Warning: do not show this message to any turtles.

Horrific images are flooding in from around the globe of ravenous turtles eating anything that crosses their path.

We’ll update you as the story develops.

Zombie Turtles eat King Neptune

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Tags: king neptune, turtle eating, turtles, turtles eating things, zombie turtles, zombies

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 at 2:00 pm and is filed under turtles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Zombie Turtles: Worldwide Takeover?”

1. nom nom
   2:11 pm on June 24th, 2009

   The prophecy is true! Turtles to arms

2. JaR
   2:32 pm on June 24th, 2009

   I’m telling the world of this site!

3. lants
   2:35 pm on June 24th, 2009

   Thank you. May turtles bless the place that you sleep.

4. lants
   2:38 pm on June 24th, 2009

   As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Turtles, I take a look at my life and realise there’s nuttin left. I’ve been laughing and blastin so long, Even my turtles thinks that my mind is gone.

5. Flossy
   2:45 pm on June 24th, 2009

   carbuncle mush conclave.

   Know it.

6. lants
   2:46 pm on June 24th, 2009

   You’re headed for great things. Don’t tell your friends or colleagues this however, as they will try to kill you.
   Turtles.

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