Turtles become self aware
August 29th, 1997 at 2:14 a.m. (Eastern time), Turtles become self aware.
And by that, I mean they learn how to not need opposable digits to eat things. Essentially, they surpass the Human race at eating.
At this point all that I can recommend is that you have your ‘Go Bag’ ready and you know the way to a ladder with your eyes closed. Turtles are not yet accomplished at the ladder. May wizards protect you and yours.
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