Turtles Eating Things

i like to watch turtles eating things

Turtles all the way down.

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever”, said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”
Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

I know I should come up with some deep story about the where the turtles end, who feeds them, how a dome holds a plate so still, infinite regression, etc.

Wrong.

Here’s a turtle eating a watermelon. nom nom nom.

nom nom

nom nom nom

PLEASE send in some turtles!!

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One Response to “Turtles all the way down.”

  1. Marati Ottinger
    12:25 pm on August 29th, 2010

    This is my very favorite story.. I was in the middle of reading “Timothy” by Verlyn Klinkenborg when I heard it, and had just bought my first concrete tortoise for our very small cactus garden — no room for a real one… Thanks for the reminder of where is came from..

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