Turtles Eating Things

i like to watch turtles eating things

i think we’re alone now

You know what? The world doesn’t understand people like you and me. Remember that. I am probably your only real friend. The only one who will ever understand you. Those people out there, they can’t appreciate the euphoric stupor we get at the sight of these Dark Crystal-like creatures and their happy little faces. The gentle sway of leathery green as their jaws “munch munch munch” away at berries, lettuce, mashed potatoes. That confusing glassy gaze, the useless claw-hands, the weird beak-thing.. Ahhh. I could go on for hours! So could you. But let’s just keep it between ourselves, okay?

i think we’re alone now. there doesn’t seem to be anyone around.

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2 Responses to “i think we’re alone now”

  1. nom
    1:56 pm on November 26th, 2009

    nom nom

  2. jackie
    4:33 am on November 28th, 2009

    These are some good pictures, but they should have a picture of a turtle eatting mashed potatos

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