Turtle murders entire family..
I know turtle lovers, it has been a while.
What can I say? I fell into line, wore dark rimmed glasses, trendy jeans and did what The Man told me. I purchased a mixed dozen of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I played Hoops for 12 days straight and only I earned 604 tickets. I pretended to listen to a friend’s review of Mao’s Last Dancer. I walked past a Crocs store and didn’t mumble a single smug comment to myself. I even passed up the opportunity to turn my dog into a tiny zebra.
But the saddest thing of all? I forgot about the turtles! I think we all did and now it is time to repent.
Please keep sending in your turtles!
turtles@turtleseatingthings.com
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