Turtles Eating Things

Nom nom noms

lants — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 00:09:09 +0000

People have been adding some great pictures of turtles eating things to the Turtles Eating Things facebook page! Thanks guys, they’re awesome.

Here are a few recent ones…

The guilty, red 'post strawberry' face (added by Jim Thaxton)

Gerry Chylack's Egyptian Tortoise "Munchies" doing what he does best..

Turtle eating banana, nom nom nommmmm (added by Felicity Harrison).

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Turtle rave

lants — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:16:02 +0000

This little guy is rocking out with his shell out.

*I have been assured that the toothbrush is not hurting him, it’s just like getting back scratches.

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Tiny cuteness

lants — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:24:29 +0000

Someone just put this one up on the facebook fan page.

So tiny, so cute!

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Feeeeeed me

lants — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:15:57 +0000

This little guy really needs a strawberry.

nom nom noms

omm nom noms

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Kitten riding a turtle

lants — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:35:15 +0000

Alright, I’m breaking the rules here.

But I think you’ll agree that it’s okay in this case that the turtle featured is not in the process of eating…

Kitten riding a turtle (via wimp.com)

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Mad kitty

lants — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:00:07 +0000

My love of turtles eating things and lols just united.

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When is it time to eat cake?

lants — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:38:56 +0000

As a pet owner, a not so remeberistic pet owner, I face that horrible realisation at least once a year when I think “oh crap, I forgot their birthdays. again.”

And when I do remember, I feel too mean celebrating one birthday at a time. I mean I can understand why when it’s not my birthday I don’t get presents and stuff – but that’s not something you can tell pets. My solution this year will be an all-pet, all-cake-&-presents, all-in birthday bonanza. One day, lot’s of happy.

That’s why I am declaring this Saturday the First Annual Turtle Birthday Bonanza (FATBB)! Get your turtles ready. Give them a bath. Buy them a pointy hat. Tell them all the things you love about them in your best turtle accent. Then, it’s time for cake.

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TURTLES HAVE TONGUES!

lants — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:15:03 +0000

I just found out the coolest thing ever. Turtles have tongues!!

I never thought about it before.

I mean, of course they would have a tongue… but I just didn’t picture it until now when I looked at these videos of them munching. Haha.

Turtle tongue FTW.

(these are not my videos btw. comment on their youtubes if you like them

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Join the Facebook group and share your turtle love

lants — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:39:07 +0000

http://www.facebook.com/TurtlesEatingThings

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Turtles all the way down.

lants — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:26:45 +0000

“A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever”, said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!””
Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

I know I should come up with some deep story about the where the turtles end, who feeds them, how a dome holds a plate so still, infinite regression, etc.

Wrong.

Here’s a turtle eating a watermelon. nom nom nom.

PLEASE send in some turtles!!

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