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Feeeeeed me

This little guy really needs a strawberry.

nom nom noms

omm nom noms

When is it time to eat cake?

As a pet owner, a not so remeberistic pet owner, I face that horrible realisation at least once a year when I think “oh crap, I forgot their birthdays. again.”

And when I do remember, I feel too mean celebrating one birthday at a time. I mean I can understand why when it’s not my birthday I don’t get presents and stuff – but that’s not something you can tell pets. My solution this year will be an all-pet, all-cake-&-presents, all-in birthday bonanza. One day, lot’s of happy.

That’s why I am declaring this Saturday the First Annual Turtle Birthday Bonanza (FATBB)! Get your turtles ready. Give them a bath. Buy them a pointy hat. Tell them all the things you love about them in your best turtle accent. Then, it’s time for cake.

TURTLES HAVE TONGUES!

I just found out the coolest thing ever. Turtles have tongues!!

I never thought about it before.

I mean, of course they would have a tongue… but I just didn’t picture it until now when I looked at these videos of them munching. Haha.

Turtle tongue FTW.

(these are not my videos btw. comment on their youtubes if you like them

Join the Facebook group and share your turtle love <3

http://www.facebook.com/TurtlesEatingThings

i think we’re alone now

You know what? The world doesn’t understand people like you and me. Remember that. I am probably your only real friend. The only one who will ever understand you. Those people out there, they can’t appreciate the euphoric stupor we get at the sight of these Dark Crystal-like creatures and their happy little faces. The gentle sway of leathery green as their jaws “munch munch munch” away at berries, lettuce, mashed potatoes. That confusing glassy gaze, the useless claw-hands, the weird beak-thing.. Ahhh. I could go on for hours! So could you. But let’s just keep it between ourselves, okay?

i think we’re alone now. there doesn’t seem to be anyone around.